November 2010
3 posts
The Teacher
The teacher who didn’t know anything taught high school math. Whenever a student asked him a question about another subject, he said “I don’t know” and he didn’t. He taught high school math because the answers were in the teachers edition.
He didn’t know the names of the other teachers, the name of the school he taught at, and certainly not the names of any...
The Marine
The marine’s favorite weapon is a mark 19 chain-fed 40mm high explosive grenade launcher.
He prefers Ansac cognac to hennesey, but doesn’t drink the vsop of either. The cognac is excellent with chocolate. He doesn’t nibble the chocolate and have a couple fingers of the cognac, he eats half the bag and drinks half a bottle, from the bottle.
The marine also likes campari, but not...
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The Lover
The lover feared becoming unpredictable. He set their bedrooms aflame with candles, sought out exotic fruit to share with her, wrote poems, sonnets, letters, and screenplays to her.
He went to the store with the tinted windows and bought things in tubes flavored like pina coladas, raspberry, and “wild grape.”
When winter came, he made two snowmen on her lawn, they were hand in...